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Grammar goes to pot after pots go to wife

What is it about YOUR and YOU’RE that cause so much confusion among high-profile authors? One such is Robin Baker, who became very high profile in a street in Coalville, Leics by draping a huge banner across his house saying:

‘Woman you stripped this house bare. I proved you a liar in court your getting **** all.’

He told reporters that he’d returned home one day to find the house stripped of furniture, curtains, even the curtain rails, and the garden emptied of plants. He blamed his soon-to-be-ex wife.

One of Mr Baker’s neighbours said: ‘I think he’s a little bit upset.’

Maybe Mrs Baker’s real grievance is her bloke’s command of words and punctuation. Let’s see what she has to say about that in court!

[Source: Daily Mail: 2 April 2013] 

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